Well, I said it would come, and now, for your pleasure, here is
feeds@yuku.com (Hitmongaimeguy) http://shnooworld.yuku.com/topic/849 Mon, 29 May 2000 13:52:12 GMT http://shnooworld.yuku.com/topic/848/t/Ode-to-3-years-of-BBS-lamers.html I've talked games and such stuff
Though much of what I have seen
Is things of which we've seen enough.

In November '96 times were different
My brother told me about Loudhouse
It seemed like such a nice place to be
All game talk and no sight of a louse.

But once the baddies came, they didn't stop
They tried to see how far they could go
I remember these times like a classic book
Sit down, have a Pepsi; I'll tell you... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (DEVILRAYS) http://shnooworld.yuku.com/topic/848 Mon, 27 Mar 2000 17:17:01 GMT http://shnooworld.yuku.com/topic/850/t/More-songs-.html
In a world full of confusion
It may seem there's no solution
And you feel there's nothing left for yourself
But your dreams are still alive in your mind

There is a star to guide you through
A world that turns its back on you
I know it's hard to understand
But things don't always go as planned

Thinking back on all those times
When you thought you hadn't
Done what you knew was right
And now it's over…soon you'll see
What is... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (kierayincat) http://shnooworld.yuku.com/topic/850 Wed, 08 Mar 2000 20:36:51 GMT http://shnooworld.yuku.com/topic/851/t/Some-songs-.html
If forever is gone it's hard to say
Just when this day will end
If when we've departed
We end up back where we started
It's not so easy to comprehend
Has life become too predictable?
Has the future become too clear?
When there's a conformer
Behind every corner
The thrill of the chase has all disappeared

Now that I've seen the darker side of things
There's no turning back towards the light
Oh, I'll send a prayer and fight through... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (kierayincat) http://shnooworld.yuku.com/topic/851 Wed, 08 Mar 2000 20:30:30 GMT http://shnooworld.yuku.com/topic/852/t/Voyage-of-the-Doomed.html
Voyage of the Doomed

If I take the chance
Will it all make sense?
Should I risk my neck?
There will be no regrets
I'm alone and I'm on my own
I'm a predator... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (kierayincat) http://shnooworld.yuku.com/topic/852 Wed, 08 Mar 2000 20:26:05 GMT http://shnooworld.yuku.com/topic/853/t/A-long-overdue-ode-to-PUDDMANN.html At first I believed the bad stuff about you was a lie.

You didn't go to NSider much, but when you did
They must have thought you were just an irate little kid.

You told them about the NSider's storied past
Having no idea that the BBS would not last.

You came to the Game Pond occasionally
And if people didn't reply to you, you got mad as could be.

You decided that you would go and demand respect;
Hey bro, if... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (DEVILRAYS) http://shnooworld.yuku.com/topic/853 Mon, 28 Feb 2000 16:24:56 GMT http://shnooworld.yuku.com/topic/856/t/Ode-to-the-Game-Pond-Lamers-vs-2.html Of a BBS we know so well
Unfortunately, not all the visitors
Have always been so swell

Every so often a newcomer
Will ask why these people were banned
Well, I can tell you all that I know
But you just had to see it, firsthand

If you still think you would like to know
And if you have a little spare time
Sit down, get relaxed, and enjoy
I'll attempt to put it in rhyme

First came a PO'ed Tridon
... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Flying Omelette) http://shnooworld.yuku.com/topic/856 Mon, 10 Jan 2000 16:56:52 GMT http://shnooworld.yuku.com/topic/854/t/The-odes.html feeds@yuku.com (LawBoy) http://shnooworld.yuku.com/topic/854 Sun, 09 Jan 2000 14:47:33 GMT http://shnooworld.yuku.com/topic/858/t/Ode-to-James-FP.html I met James From Pokemon
I often had thought to myself
"My, he's a dopey one.."

His jokes were a little strange
He was always quoting Team Rocket
And then he would brag of his armies
Of potato salad and hot chocolate

One time on the Pokemon board
He was making some nonsense posts
And then later on that night
Of all the insults he got, he would boast!

When we first came to the Game... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Flying Omelette) http://shnooworld.yuku.com/topic/858 Sat, 08 Jan 2000 19:41:51 GMT http://shnooworld.yuku.com/topic/859/t/Ode-to-the-N-Sider-Lamers.html
This is a little ode I wrote
I did not do it to spite
It's just that I can only create an ode
When I have the inspiration to write

Of everything I saw at the N-Sider
It's sad that my memory's most clear
Of all the people there I had met
Who deserved a kick in the rear

First came along KongsBigDonkey
A typical lamer, I'm sure
The NOAs caught up to his antics
And booted him right... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Pokerat) http://shnooworld.yuku.com/topic/859 Tue, 04 Jan 2000 11:38:15 GMT http://shnooworld.yuku.com/topic/860/t/Ode-to-Sethra-Shnoo.html Sethra, darling, is the the cousin from hell!

On the weekends I'd like one more hour of sleep
But she jumps on my bed and stomps with her feet

If I fall down the stairs, she thinks that's so funny
She rifles my wallet and steals all my money

Never before has a man been so harassed
It gives her a thrill to see BJ embarassed

I can't count the times this witch-girl has ticked me
She once put a... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Benji Strykes) http://shnooworld.yuku.com/topic/860 Mon, 03 Jan 2000 20:20:01 GMT http://shnooworld.yuku.com/topic/861/t/Ode-to-the-Big-Squishy-Lizard.html Benjamin Strykes, he thinks he's my mother

Although he is Russian, he isn't a Commie
Now if only I could get him to stop being my "mommy"

Benjamin Strykes, spends half his day eatin'
Benjamin Strykes, spends the other half sleepin'

His snoring's so loud, it gets my head hurtin'
He slept too close to the window, and inhaled the curtains

Benjamin Strykes deals in childish matters
... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (FatShnoo) http://shnooworld.yuku.com/topic/861 Mon, 03 Jan 2000 20:19:02 GMT http://shnooworld.yuku.com/topic/862/t/Ode-to-My-Big-Squishy-Cousin-.html Benjamin Strykes, how much I love him!

He walks through the door, and promptly falls down
He skids 'cross the floor, and acts like a clown

Benjamin Strykes, could sleep through a blizzard
Benjamin Strykes, he looks like a lizard

When we play Killer Instinct, I beat him with Jago
He drives down the street in his old Winnebago

Benjamin Strykes, he acts kind of fishy
Benjamin Strykes, he feels kind... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (FatShnoo) http://shnooworld.yuku.com/topic/862 Mon, 03 Jan 2000 20:17:46 GMT